a gay guy legally changes his name to eve
they’ve done it
they broke the system
Who are you
Whats your favorite colorFavorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM

I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.
SO MUCH WIN
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
assistantt0theregionalmanager:
I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
my names ashley…. lol
my apologies, babyb0nez666

I figure one way to fight Equalists is to use an Equalist weapon.
this is sexy
“am i the only person who doesn’t ship this?” the blogger asks. just then, government agents burst into their house. the blogger is a dying breed, soon to be extinct, the agents say. they must be taken to a secret facility to procreate with other non-shippers. whether they like it or not.
#at first: #what #this isnt funny #ok #then: #OMG #HAHAHAHA #WHDURHURHFUEHW LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Kept watching because of the tags…WORTH IT.
OH MY GOOOOODDDDDD
OH MY GOD AKVWOVWUCWYEVSIBE
Does anyone else really admire Crowley?
- He does his research
- He doesn’t care what anyone thinks of him
- He has worked his way up in Hell
- He’s smart
- He’s well dressed (and wears an apron when torturing)
- He’s witty
- He loved his dog
- He is multi-lingual
- He’s a hands-on king
- His job carries lots of responsibility
- He’s always one step ahead
- He gets shit done
- He’s a sassy motherfucker
- He can make muffins
When I grow up, I want to be just like the King of Hell.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

Looking for something to fill that void while on your hiatus or hellatus? Join the Hannibal fandom!
p.s. The Merlin fandom can come too.